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NEWSFLASH! Russian Hackers Hack Internet!

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In an astounding and unknown event, Russian hackers stole the spot-light, literally this week by hacking internet sites across the world. The invisible and unknown attacks came from Russia as security firms confirmed the source as being somewhere near Northern Europe. The compromised computers that enabled the attacks also tried to sell Viagra to investigating officers which just confused the situation further. Some of the invisible Viagra never arrived as some officers insisted the 'links' looked legit and insisted they had very visible photos of the pills. Investigations are still ongoing.

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Invisible Prime Minister Runs Visible Country.

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The head of the Australian Liberal Party and Prime Minister of Australia wasn't in the spotlight again today. In fact a survey we conducted shows that most Australians didn't know we had one at the moment. %30 of those thought we still had a President called Barack Obama. and a further %10 thought Kevin Rudd was still re-elected. Because of the confusion over who votes in our Prime Ministers a new website has been created, its invisible of course or may as well be. The new website crashed overnight because of a paper delivery truck carrying last years census forms took a wrong turn. The forms although late are still more reliable than the census website.

 

 

 

 

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